2 posts tagged “wtf”

So I was innocently Googling my name today, when I stumbled upon this weird-ass German rat website.  At first glance it seemed like some guy showing off his rats, but then I looked more closely at it and it seems to have a lot of photos of rats having sex.  Like, every other photo!  Um... I translated it into English but have not received any answers, as the translation comes out with stuff like:

Unfortunately I could not the two at their pleasure photograph that it presents itself as the place under the extreme corner sofa showing.

Well, I guess I can figure out what that means.  Anyway, the part I liked the best was about "Rusty," a Russian Blue Self, who "still slumbers peacefully and he dreams of Evita."  But wait, scroll down and you learn "But then he found favor in Evita."  There's a seemingly derogatory remark about Evita: "quite broad, this fur ball," and then you learn that "Evita has 8 healthy puppies."  Aw.
Nordsternchens-Rattennest (translated version)

SFGate: Former S.F. Supervisor Gonzalez to run with Nader

Matt!!! WTF?!!  My heart is broken, seriously.  Sure, in San Francisco he pushed Gavin to the left (and exposed Gavin as the machine-politics tool that he is) and came this close to being our first Green Party Mayor.  *Sigh*  .  BUT this the entire country we're dealing with here!  Why why WHY couldn't he have run for mayor again last November?  There was no viable progressive candidate and so of course Gavin breezed through with another term.  I'm still embarassed about that... I mean, Chicken fucking John.  Anyway.

Message to Ralph Nader

 

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So, apparently the above links are not working for whatever reason (for me, anyway).  Here's the url for the Message to Ralph Nader vid; it's definitely worth a look, if only for the phrase "Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ":

http://video.236.com/services/link/bcpid1416062017/bctid1416618310